flowury:

I hope you fall in love with someone who makes you fall in love with the entire world

(via oknope)

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

(via untangledvines)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via simonsta)

charlottethenudist:

homenaturists:

nakedthoughtfortoday:

Fat.  There is no more disgusting word in the English language.  It’s right up there to me with that disgusting word that starts with “n.”

homenaturists

Please check out all of my blogs:

http://nudismguys.tumblr.com/

http://homenaturists.tumblr.com/

http://scotsnudist.tumblr.com/

She has a lovely figure :)

(Source: fuckyeahpornilike)

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

(via stability)

"With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything."

(via poisontome)

(Source: alexbost, via avenue)

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

image

(via unescapable)

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

(Source: dutchster, via hi)

"It’s better to have nobody, than to have someone who is half there, or doesn’t want to be there."

Unknown (via enjoui)

(Source: psych-facts, via enjoui)

(Source: crestas, via darthbedelia)

bayconbit:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

r0dents:

fireflufferz:

sigh-asdfghjkl:

andrewhussiesbosom:

[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders

[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders

[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders

[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’

[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis

[College voice] haha ‘penis’

[Work voice] fuck my life

(Source: queerhound, via teenscoolest)